Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Oops another Bird-Brained Brain Fart

 I see Mr Wannabe is gibbering inanely again. The arrogance and ridiculous peacock-like strutting of these plastic politicians is hilarious to watch. They are too thick to realise that by spouting such nonsense they only succeed in making themselves look ridiculous, and a laughing stock. 

First, his bird-sized brain can’t seem to work out the entire referendum was invalid. He really needs to look this word up, but just for him it means…. not correct or provable or not legally recognized. It was an abject failure by those who set the referendum in motion in the first place.

Second, and this is the really worrying bit, he does not seem to understand that referendums, or any vote, can be close. He is implying that if the vote had been valid only a couple of cities would have swung the vote. 

I guess it may come as a bit of a surprise to him that this is how democracy works, and referendum in particular. He clearly does not seem to understand how voting, politics or democracy works. 

Results can be close and small areas and small numbers of people can affect the whole country. A five year old could understand this. If he bothered to look at democracies abroad from time to time he would know this. But it seems he does not look at the global news too much.  

More mind-blowing is him saying those who voted in certain parts of the country didn’t understand the issues but only listened to the government. The towering arrogance of such a statement rocks me back on my heels.

With a brain which is clearly the size of a walnut, he has the temerity to publicly announce 'don't listen to them, listen to me….because I know better.’

It would be sad if it were not so funny. Ten out ten for giving us all a good laugh today. Zero out of ten if you really thought this was somehow a smart thing to say out-loud.

Still, do please keep it up. The more dim-witted, inane, insulting and just plain stupid statements you make will serve to keep you a million miles from any political power you so seem to so desperately crave. 

Please never, ever actually engage your brain. We all need a good laugh from time to time and you need to be kept far, far away from mainstream politics. 

Tinkerty Tonk… 

今天我看到 Mr Wannabe 肖想先生又在瘋狂地胡言亂語了。


傲慢的塑膠政客自以為是孔雀開屏般昂首闊步實在荒謬。為什麼說是塑膠政客?因為這種人根本不是真的政治人物,而且他們笨到不知道胡說八道只會讓自己成為笑柄。


首先他那跟小鳥所差無幾的腦袋規模,似乎無法理解四個公投沒有通過就是無效。他真的應該查查無效是什麼意思,對他來說,這似乎意味著不正確,無法證明或未被法律承認,但事實上無效只代表那些啟動公投的人徹底失敗了。


其次真正令人擔憂的一點,就是他似乎不明白公投或任何選舉的勝敗結果,都可能非常接近。從他對高雄反萊豬不同意票數的發言看來,他認為只要一兩個城市就可以改變結果。是的這沒有錯,所以他為什麼感到驚訝?


我猜他有點驚訝這就是民主,特別是公投,是因為他顯然不明白投票、政治或民主是如何運作。


選舉勝負可能只有分毫之差,因此小選區或是少數人就可能影響整個國家的走向,一個五歲的孩子都明白這一點。如果他偶爾去看看國外的民主,他也會知道這一點,不過也許他不太看國際新聞。


更令人震驚的是,他說在台灣南部選民不看公投內容,只聽政黨的話投票。這種無以倫比的傲慢讓我驚訝到下巴都要掉下來了,明明有只有胡桃般大小的腦袋,哪來的自信:不要聽他們的,聽我的,我比較懂!


若不是因為好笑, Mr Wannabe 這個情況其實很悲哀。在成為笑料方面他是滿分,但如果認為大聲自曝其短是一件很聰明的事情,只能給零分。


不過 Mr Wannabe 還是請你繼續保持下去,因為任何更愚蠢、更空洞、更侮辱人的言論,都將使你遠離你朝思暮想的政治職位一百萬英里。


請永遠,永遠不要讓你的大腦動起來。我們需要你三不五時讓我們開懷大笑,而你也需要遠離主流政治。


Tinkerty Tonk… 掰掰。





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