The Brits - Brave, Barmy, or Both?

As a journalist I was taught to never write a headline ending with a question mark because 99 times out of 100 the story you write will not answer the question. 

I’ve done it here because I mean it more as a rhetorical question. I’m genuinely puzzled at what Britain is doing with regards to Covid as I sit here in Taipei, secure in the knowledge the government has managed to get a small outbreak under control and there is not much to worry about. 

How would I feel if I was still living in Britain? Frankly terrified. If you look around the world, the evidence of the numbers and what is happening elsewhere, it really does reinforce how lucky we all are to be living here during this global emergency.

With so-called Freedom Day on Monday, Britain will lift all restrictions imposed during Covid. I can’t help but recall that famous poem by Alfred Tennyson about a suicidal cavalry charge during the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War.

The most quoted line is... Into the valley of Death. Rode the six hundred. But the poem also contains the line... “Forward, the Light Brigade!” Was there a man dismayed? Not though the soldier knew. Someone had blundered.

When you look at numbers it does appear the Government has blundered. Now it's promising Freedom Day to the population and it will end up being a disaster. Take a look at the UK numbers…

  

Now compare that with Taiwan...always remembering that the UK has only three times the population

So the latest figures for Thursday show new cases in Taiwan at 18 and the UK at 47,891.   

The worrying thing for Freedom Day is that huge spike in cases Britain is experiencing at the moment and it is that which is getting the scientists worried. 

Britain’s Chief Medical Officer Chris Whitty warned yesterday that this spike in cases might mean the country is plunged into lockdown again in as soon as five weeks. There have been three UK lockdowns of varying degrees but it’s fair to say the country has been subjected to some form of lockdown for well over a year. Compare that to what we have experienced in Taiwan during the entire global pandemic in terms of impact to our daily lives.

Total UK Covid cases (adjusted for population difference) =  5,332,371(1,777,457)

Total Taiwan Covid cases = 15,390

Total UK Covid deaths (adjusted for population difference) = 128,642 (42,880)

Total Taiwan Covid deaths = 764

The British Government has rightly come in for some heavy criticism over its handling of Covid. A Prime Minister who caught it through his own stupidity and a sacked Health Minister who broke his own lockdown rules by groping his advisor in the office and trying to swallow her head. The whole thing has been an embarrassment for the Government. 

If you are unaware, the mop-haired idiot Boris Johnson boasted on May 5 last year...“I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you will be pleased to know, and I continue to shake hands,” he said. “People obviously can make up their own minds but I think the scientific evidence is … our judgment is that washing your hands is the crucial thing.” 

This was on the very day his top scientific advisors told him shaking hands was a bad idea and he ended up in hospital with the virus. Many see Johnson as a fool, it’s easy to see why. 

My own feeling is on Monday a lot of Brits will head to the pubs, clubs, shops and restaurants and that top graph above will quickly start to look even worse in terms of the latest spike. 

Brave, Barmy, or Both? You see - it doesn’t work. Who knows at this stage? 

One thing I would say is anyone who looks at the evidence and openly states the Taiwan Government has done anything less than an excellent job in controlling the virus is either a fool or so politically motivated as to willingly ignore reality for purely political ends.

Sure, the one thing you can point to that Britain has done well is rolled out the vaccine with now over half the population covered. But if you look at the graph of new cases you have to wonder if that is actually making much of a difference. 

Taiwan has indeed not got close to what it needs to do in terms of the vaccine but most sensible people understand the huge issues Taiwan has with such things on the world stage. Many countries are struggling to secure enough vaccines, Taiwan is certainly not alone in that regard.

That said, Taiwan has just topped 20% of the population vaccinated which has happened very quickly.     

But I’m extremely glad I was here, not in the UK for the past 15 months.

Tinkerty Tonk..

《英國人 － 勇敢，愚蠢，還是兩者皆是？ 》 作為一名記者，我受的訓練告訴我不要寫以問號結尾的標題，因為這樣的新聞，100 則裡面有 99 則沒有答案。 現在我這麼寫，是因為這不過是個修辭罷了。當我四平八穩坐在淡水河畔的台北家中，我對我的母國應對新冠病毒方面的所作所為，其實是感到非常困惑的。尤其我知道台灣政府已經控制住一場小規模的疫情爆發，我沒有什麼可擔心。 如果我還住在英國，我會有什麼感覺？說實話會是嚇壞了。如果你環顧世界，看看疫情的數字傳達的證據，以及其他地方正在發生的事情，你應該更加確認在病毒危害全球之際，我們生活在台灣是多麼幸運。 明天是英國所謂的自由日 (Freedom Day)，政府將取消在 Covid 期間的所有限制。我不禁想起丁尼生 (Alfred Tennyson) 寫的那首關於克里米亞戰爭期間，巴拉克拉瓦戰役中騎兵自殺式衝鋒的名詩。 最常被引用的是：進入死亡之谷。六百騎兵。 這首詩也包含了這幾句：“前進吧，輕旅！” 有任何一個人感到沮喪嗎？騎兵們當然不知道。應該是有人搞錯了。 看看英國疫情數字，政府確實是搞錯了什麼吧？政府現在跟人們保證取消所有限制的自由日，但自由日終將成為一場災難。看看英國的數字……我們再看看台灣的數字……記住，英國的人口只有台灣的三倍。(圖表請見以下原文連結) 週四的最新數據顯示，台灣新增病例 18 例，英國新增病例 47,891 例。 自由日之下的事實是英國目前病例激增，而這讓科學家們感到擔憂。 英國首席醫療官惠緹 (Chris Whitty) 昨天發出警告，病例激增可能意味著最快五週之內，英國將再次進入封城狀態。到目前為止英國已經經歷三次不同程度的封城，也就是說過去一年多來，英國一直是在不同程度的封城之中渡過。 你可以比較在全球疫情大流行中，台灣日常生活受到什麼影響。 我手邊的數字顯示，英國確診數字為 5,332,371，三分之一是1,777,457，而台灣的確診數字為15,390。英國死亡病例為128,642，三分之一是 42,880，台灣死亡人數為 764。 英國政府處理 Covid 的政策遭受嚴厲的批評，這是理所當然的。 有個首相在疫情期間因自身的愚蠢而染疫，還有個衛生部長在違反自己的封城限令後下台，因為他在辦公室和他的女性顧問纏綿交頸親吻，幾乎要把她的頭吞下去一樣。這些再再都讓政府感到尷尬不已。 如果你不知道的話，那個拖把頭的白痴首相強生，去年 5 月 5 日大放厥詞：“那天晚上我拜訪了一家醫院，我想那裡有幾個冠狀病毒確診者，不過我和大家都握手了。你會很高興 知道，我繼續握手，”他說。 “人們應該可以做出自己的決定，但我認為科學證據是……我們認為洗手是非常重要的。” 就在同一天，他的頂尖科學顧問告訴他握手不是個好主意，然後他因感染病毒而住院。許多人認為強生是個傻瓜，應該很容易理解為什麼。 我自己的感覺是，週一會有很多英國人前往酒吧、俱樂部、商店和餐館，而上面那個英國疫情圖表，很快就會開始變得更糟。 勇敢，愚蠢，或是兩者都是？ 不會是這樣的，但是現階段誰知道究竟是前者或是後者？ 我要說的是，任何看到全球疫情的證據，還要公開表示台灣政府在控制病毒方面做得不夠出色的人，要不是傻瓜，就是出於某種政治動機，蓄意忽視現實以達到他們的政治目的。 當然你可以指出英國做得很好的一件事，是推出疫苗並且為超過一半以上的人口施打疫苗。但是如果你再看看最新的曲線圖，你也不免要懷疑這是否真的產生了很大的不同。 台灣在疫苗的供應方面確實和應做到的還很遠，但大多數明智的人都明白，台灣在國際間面臨了什麼樣的巨大問題。許多國家都還在辛苦地設法取得足夠的疫苗，在這方面台灣不是唯一。但即使如此，我聽說台灣剛剛為超過 20% 的人口接種疫苗，而且這個比例發生得非常快。 我非常高興過去的 17 個月我在台灣，而不是在英國。 Tinkerty Tonk... 掰掰。

Danish Siddiqui - RIP

SPIN BOLDAK, Afghanistan, July 16 (Reuters) - Reuters journalist Danish Siddiqui was killed on Friday while covering a clash between Afghan security forces and Taliban fighters near a border crossing with Pakistan, an Afghan commander said.

Afghan special forces had been fighting to retake the main market area of Spin Boldak when Siddiqui and a senior Afghan officer were killed in what they described as Taliban crossfire, the official told Reuters.

Siddiqui had been embedded as a journalist since earlier this week with Afghan special forces based in the southern province of Kandahar and had been reporting on fighting between Afghan commandos and Taliban fighters.

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I've just heard this news from my old Reuters colleagues. I know this blog is not supposed to be my personal space but I felt it was appropriate to pass on this news in the spirit of good journalism.

Danish worked for me when I was running the South Asia region and his passing is a great tragedy.

Please spare a thought for his family and friends, but also for agency journalists the world over who strive to bring you the news, pictures and video, and the unvarnished truth.

Here are some of his recent images...

路透社 7 月 16 日，阿富汗斯賓博爾達克（路透社）——一名阿富汗指揮官說，路透社記者丹麥西迪基週五在報導阿富汗安全部隊和塔利班武裝分子在與巴基斯坦邊境附近發生的衝突時被殺。 這位官員告訴路透社，當西迪基和一名阿富汗高級官員在他們所謂的塔利班交火中喪生時，阿富汗特種部隊一直在為奪回斯平博爾達克的主要市場區域而戰。 自本週早些時候以來，西迪基一直擔任駐紮在南部坎大哈省的阿富汗特種部隊的一名記者，並一直在報導阿富汗突擊隊與塔利班戰士之間的戰鬥。 -------------------------------------------------- ----------- 我剛剛從路透社的老同事那裡聽到了這個消息。 我知道這不應該是我的個私人空間，但我覺得本著良好的新聞精神傳遞這個消息是合適的。 當我管理南亞地區時，Danish 為我工作，他的去世是一個巨大的悲劇。 我要請你們花一點時間為他的家人和朋友，以及全世界努力為您帶來新聞、圖片和視頻以及不加修飾的真相的機構記者致意。

Hitting the Ceiling

Yet again, I was down in the car park this morning getting the ladder we keep there to get Mrs Smith down from among the light fittings and ceiling fan.

Imagine my surprise, well lack of it, when I was told it was due to something coming from the office of that Guru of the City, AKA The Master, AKA Doc, and by most people AKA “Oh him, what’s his name again?” 

It would appear that a certain ex-nurse had dipped into her copy of ‘Slagging Off An Opposition Party for Dummies’ and come up with the less than bright idea of launching yet another vaccine attack on Tsai-san. 

To be honest, this line is starting to smack a bit of panic, and the realization that there is little to criticize the Government on about the pandemic. This time, she pointed out that Taiwan was not immunising under 12-year olds. 

When confronted on the matter, she came back with a massive non-zinger by pointing to a newspaper article saying some pharmaceutical companies were looking at vaccines for the under 12s but that all this was still in a development phase. Er…..looking…. In a development phase?  

Now I may not be the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer, but that kind of begs the question if something is in development. How can you say countries are actually lining up kids and sticking needles in their arms.

I looked around and the only thing I could find was that China has approved emergency use (note the use of Emergency Use) of Sinovac Biotech’s COVID-19 vaccine in people aged between three and 17. 

I looked further and really could not find any evidence of countries actually vaccinating young children against Covid. 

Maybe said nurse has other evidence. If so, please publish it as it’s BIG news. 

Quite frankly, it’s worrying that an ex-head nurse doesn’t know the difference between healthcare products in development and those that have been approved.

It’s just as well she has apparently found another way to make a living as I’d not like to entrust her to my kid’s health, or mine come to that. 

What also troubles me is this kind of idiotic Yah-boo sucks attempt at playing a political game by morons who don’t know what they are doing that is not only dangerous, but a worryingly growing trend in Taiwan. 

Like a high-wire act. Only a dimwit with a bloated sense of their own importance would attempt such a thing if they were not an expert. 

Likewise politics. If you are to indulge in politics, first you should make sure you don’t immediately contradict what you are saying. 

Maybe I should ask the publishers if they would like me to write an update for Tips for Political Opposition for Dummies. It might be worth a few bob. 

Tinkerty Tonk      

《又氣到衝上天花板了！》

今天早上我又得到大樓地下室停車場，把我們放在那裡的梯子拿上樓，以便將怒氣沖天的史密斯太太從天花板的燈具和吊扇中拉下來。

當我的太太告訴我，也就是這個城市大師 aka 師父 aka 醫師 aka 哦他呀那個誰的陣營又出了什麼事的時候，你可以想見我的驚訝，但其實說真的，我完全不驚訝。

好像是他的陣營裡某位護理師把她的頭埋進那本《如何攻擊政敵之白痴指南》，結果她推出了一個不太聰明的想法，就是再度對蔡桑發動疫苗攻擊。 

老實說這個攻擊點出他們有點不知所措，因為他們似乎意識到沒有什麼可以批評政府的防疫政策了，於是她暗示台灣沒有疫苗給12歲以下的兒童。

當有人質疑她的言論時，她報以蒼白無力的反擊，就是指著一篇新聞報導說，一些製藥公司正在研究如何為 12 歲以下的兒童施打疫苗，這一切都還在測試階段，呃……你看…… 處於測試階段。

(譯者註：質疑她的國家一級泡茶師臉書頁已被檢舉刪除，因此這個留言已經消失)

好吧，我承認我可能不是廚房抽屜裡最鋒利的那把刀，不是什麼聰明絕頂的人，但如果你說有什麼東西正在研發中，你就該好好想一下那是什麼意思，能說是一些國家正在把這些孩子叫來排隊，在他們的手臂上扎一針嗎？

我環顧四周，唯一能找到的例子是中國已批准為 3 至 17 歲的人緊急（注意這是緊急使用）施打 Sinovac Biotech 的 COVID-19 疫苗。再進一步查看，除此之外我沒有看見證據其他國家已經在為兒童接種 Covid 疫苗。

也許這位護理師有其他證據，如果是這樣就應該趕快發布，因為那可是大新聞。

坦白說這是令人擔憂的，一名前護理師不知道醫療產品尚在研發階段與已獲批准之間的區別。幸好她已經找到了另一種謀生方式，因為如果我有孩子的話，我可不想把他們的健康託付給她。

同樣讓我煩惱的是，一些蠢蛋推出中二政治把戲，而他們根本不知道自己在做什麼。這不僅危險，也是令人擔憂的趨勢。

就像是走高空繩索的表演，如果不是專家就不該貿然嘗試，只有把自己的重要性膨脹到無限大的笨蛋，才會嘗試空中走繩。

政治也是一樣的，如果你要沉迷於政治，首先你應該確保你不會立即反駁你自己所說過的事。

也許我應該問問出版商，他們是否希望我為他們重寫一本《反對黨技巧之白痴指南》，這可能可以幫他們賺幾個錢。

Tinkerty Tonk 掰掰！

Economics 101 -1

It seems we have a pretty good example of what I wrote the other day - Yah-boo sucks politics.

I just had to scrape Mrs Smith off the ceiling yet again, after she was reading about a bunch of opposition supporters saying the Government was useless. 

Why? Because as far as we can tell the Government offered around US$40 for vaccines last year, and the deal two businesses have just done cost US$32.

To be honest those who know the reason should be embarrassed to point something that is pretty much on page one of Economics 101.

Deep breath. Now Class, listen carefully. When a product is new, it holds a value that is higher than when it becomes older. Also, the more of a certain product you buy, the cheaper it is. 

Here is an example which everyone should know about. Price tracking has shown that with iPhones – as with other major phones and other products – it makes sense to wait a few weeks before buying a newly released model. According to the European price watching service Idealo, the price of new iPhone models drops by an average of 8% in the first two months after their release. After four months, the average drop was 14%.

The iPhone released a year ago costs 24% less on average, according to Idealo figures.

So, in terms of the vaccine, $40 minus $32 is $8. That makes the latest vaccine purchase 20% cheaper which does not compare favourably with our iPhone example.

It is reasonable to take iPhones as a benchmark of the way new products usually come down in value in the normal scheme of economic behaviour, which takes into account things like competition. Like more companies are now making vaccines than a year ago. QED  

And this before taking into account there was a huge difference in the amount ordered so the price should have been lower than US$32 and that seems to indicate that the Government last year would have actually struck a better deal than this latest one in real terms. 

Shrill Yah-boo sucks voices again, beware of them and look at the evidence.   

Tinkerty Tonk

Bill and Ben the Vaccine Men

 

Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men

(AKA Bill and Ben the Vaccine Men)

Yah-boo sucks politics

 I apologise for sinking into the serious, but I thought it might be worth discussing the rise of Yah-Boo Sucks politics. As a frustrated political cartoonist my somewhat pathetic attempt at illustrating what I mean is below. 

Along with the vast majority of those of us lucky enough to live in democracies with the right to free speech, I am a firm believer that to have a functioning democracy, and also the need for adversarial politics.

It helps keep the elected administration in line and, with luck and a following wind, holds them to account for any outlandish or dangerous decisions they may attempt to implement. 

On paper, it all looks fine and has the appearance that it might work pretty well. Sadly, when you come up against human nature, things start to look very different.

I hesitate to quote Winston Churchill as he was certainly not a perfect parliamentarian and had ideas I would never support, and character flaws I can well recognise, but I do strongly agree with what he said about democracy.  

“Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.” (He said this in a speech to parliament on November 11, 1947. A highly significant day in the UK being the anniversary of the end of WW1 and this just two years after the end of WW2)

My fear at the moment is that the adversarial nature of democratic government is giving way to what has become known as Yah-boo sucks politics, and therefore the politics of the schoolyard.

More importantly, it precludes debate.

Yah-boo sucks politics is perhaps best described in English terms as “I’m right, your are wrong - f**k off.”

When it manifests itself, it is unconstructive in nature and generally demonstrates that one side is doing a good job and that their critics have no fresh ideas and can only sink to the schoolyard level of... I’m right, you are wrong. It also demonstrates a lack of mutual respect, which really should not be the case with people in such elevated positions.

Look at the US, a sad case in this respect. We have Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Republican) firmly proclaiming “the era of bipartisanship is over.”

As the old saying goes. If you don’t know what pornography is, you will know it when you see it. 

A statement that no matter what policy the government comes up with, it will be opposed. It’s a race to the bottom for any country which relies on the democratic government process, and really has to be avoided at all costs. 

It’s easy to see the issues the US is having with its democracy, and similar things are beginning to happen elsewhere in the world. Good democracy is under threat in many areas.

Everyone living in any democracy needs to be on the lookout for Yah-boo sucks politicians and immediately ask if their criticism is justified, backed up by evidence and whether the critic has any ideas of their own to offer.

Being a news junkie, I see examples of it every day somewhere in the world.

Political dogma on the part of some individuals means those questions never get asked, lack of attention to politics is another. 

But for those who watch these things and value the freedoms democracy brings, it’s vital to continually challenge the school yard rhetoric, and not let political power seekers further their cause when they are apparently bereft of ideas of their own and rarely seem to put forward an alternative case. 

It’s like the neighbour's little yappy dog biting your ankles. If you ask him why he’s doing it, he'll likely reply “I don’t know, I’m a small yappy dog for Christ’s sake... and that’s what small yappy dogs do, right?….gggrrrrrr snap, chew.”

What you really want to do is launch the little blighter over the horizon with a well aimed kick, but neighbourliness prevents you from doing so. 

Sometimes, opposition parties are the small yappy dog and there is no need to be so kind to small yappy politicians who might be threatening your democracy. Challenge them as loudly as you can.

Stay on the alert for creeping menace of Yah-boo sucks politics, wherever it manifests itself. Otherwise those with no fresh ideas and just a lust for power will be running your life. 

Tinkerty Tonk

《 Yah-Boo Sucks Politics 中二政治 》 首先我要為我今天早晨陷入嚴肅的思考感到抱歉，但我認為中二政治 (Yah-Boo Sucks Politics) 的興起可能值得討論。我一直很想成為一個政治漫畫家，但心有餘而力不足，不過我還是試著做了一張來表達我的意思，雖然可能看起來有點可悲。 和絕大多數人一樣，我們非常幸運生活在享有言論自由的民主之中。而我堅信要有一個有效的民主，就需要有對抗性的政治 (adversarial politics)。這有助於監督當選方的政府，而且幸運的話，可以讓他們對任何古怪或危險的決定負責。 理論上這一切都很好，而且看起也很有可能實現。但可悲的是當你遇到人性時，事情開始變得非常不同。 其實我有點猶豫要不要引用前英國首相邱吉爾的話，因為他不是一個完美的國會議員，我當然很清楚人類性格都有缺陷，他有些想法我永遠不會支持，但是我非常同意他關於民主的說法。 「許多形式的政府已經被試過，而這種嘗試將繼續在這個充滿罪惡和苦難的世界中進行。沒有人假裝民主是完美的或充滿智慧。確實有人這麼說過，民主是最糟糕的政府形式，不過不算那些一再被試過的其他形式。」 這是邱吉爾在 1947 年 11 月 11 日議會演說中的一部分。這一天對英國有非常重大意義，是第一次世界大戰結束紀念日，演說之際是第二次世界大戰結束後兩年。 我現在擔心的是民主政府的對抗性，正在被眾所周知的中二政治所取代，淪為校園政治。更令人擔憂的是，這種現象排除了必要的論證。 關於中二政治，也許最好的描述：「我是對的，你是錯的，滾一邊去。」 中二政治基本上沒有建設性，通常只說明一個現象，就是有一方做得很好，但他們的批評者沒有新鮮的想法，只能沉淪到校園互嗆的地步：我是對的，你錯了。完全沒有互相尊重的精神，實在不該是權重位高的人應該有的表現。 從這個角度看來，美國可以說是一個可悲的案例。參議院少數黨共和黨領袖 Mitch McConnell（共和黨）最近堅定地宣布：兩黨合作的時代已經結束。 正如那句老話，如果你不知道色情是什麼，你看到就會知道，一如中二政治。無論政府提出什麼政策都反對到底，這是一種逐底競爭，任何依賴民主程序的國家來都必須不惜一切代價避免。 美國在民主方面的問題很容易看出來，而世界其他地方也開始發生類似的事情，良好的民主在許多領域都受到威脅。 生活在任何民主國家的人都需要留意中二政客，並且要立即進行思考：他們的批評是否合理，是否有證據支持，批評者是否有自己的想法。 關於政治，某些人永遠不會有以上的疑問，有些人則是對政治毫不在意。作為一個新聞迷，我每天都會在世界的某個地方看到這樣的例子。 但是對於那些關心這些事情，並重視民主帶來的自由的人來說，重要的是要不斷挑戰中二校園言論，不要讓追求政治權力的人，在他們顯然沒有自己的想法，並且很少提出建議的情況下，進一步推動他們的野心。 這就像鄰居那隻叫個不停的狗咬了你的腳踝一口一樣，如果你問他為什麼咬你，他可能會回答：「我不知道啊，拜託，我只是一隻叫個不停的小狗......這就是頑皮小狗做的事，對吧......汪汪，咬咬，嚼嚼 。」 其實你真正想要做的事，是瞄準這個煩死人的東西，然後精準地踢它一腳，不過你的鄰居會阻止你這樣做。 有時後反對黨就像是叫個不停的小狗，沒有必要對可能威脅民主發小脾氣的政客過於友善，應該盡可能大聲地挑戰他們。 無論中二政治在何處表現出來，都應該對其潛移默化的威脅提高警覺，否則那些沒有新鮮想法而只是渴望權力的人，將主宰你的生活。 Tinkerty Tonk。。。掰掰。

Limerick

 晚餐後談到同志團體和師父的廣義家戶感染，unreconstructed 這個字出現，想不到怎麼翻譯，封建？食古不化？同義字有 fossilized 化石，neanderthal 尼安德塔。

然後呢，退休記者詩興大發。

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But now blames them for spreading

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這種非常英式的五行韻文體叫 limerick，通常幽默且粗魯，具有嚴格的 AABBA 押韻，其中第一行、第二行和第五行押韻，第三行和第四行押韻。

感謝 高度台味 精準翻譯還押韻，請鼓掌 👏

冥頑不靈北市長

挑釁同志無法擋

同婚路上好處撈

吃乾抹淨亂源套

柯Ｖ十九不遠颺呀～不、遠、颺

應該有押到AABBA吧！

好了，本日英語打油詩教學結束。